Monday, December 11, 2017

Quote of the Week - Week of December 3





A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. Since there hasn’t been a lot of TV in the last few weeks, here’s our favorite quotes for the month so far. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.




Brooklyn 99 -
1. Boyle: “Was that a woman's voice?” Rosa: “It's my sister.” Boyle: “Wait, she called you ‘babe.’ When my cousin called me babe, you said relatives shouldn't do that. What's really going on?” Rosa: “I'm dating a woman. I'm bi.” Boyle: “Oh, that's great. That's great, Rose. I just want you to know that I totally support…” Rosa: “I don't wanna talk about it right now, okay? Just leave it alone, Boyle.” (Samantha)




Crazy Ex-Girlfriend -
1. Rebecca: “You don't think everyone should own a gun.” Bob: “No, they should own two guns. One for animals, one for people.” (Marko)
Bob: “You mean book like a Bible.” Rebecca: “Kinda but less Sci-Fi.” (Marko)




The Goldbergs -
1. Barry (raps): “Now, here's a little story about our dad. He calls us morons when he gets real mad. He doesn't wear pants, and he sits in a chair. You know what I'm sayin'? Dads just don't care. Okay, here's the situation. Our dad has a problem with flatulation. He doesn't care about anything. For real, I got an "A" on a test, and he said, ‘Big deal.’ He has no worries; he has no fears. He hasn't seen a doctor in 15 years. If we come to our dad and we need to cry, he says, ‘You're ruining this episode of 'Magnum, P.I. Can't you see I'm busy and don't wanna be bothered? Sometimes I ask God why he made me a father. Now leave me alone and go upstairs.’ You know what I'm sayin'? Dads just don't care. If you don't know our dad, hey, don't worry - last name Goldberg, first name Murray. Most dads play catch and throw around a ball, but our dad doesn't care about his kids at all.” (Samantha)
2. Beverly: “Geoff Schwartz get in. Erica’s in grave danger!” Geoff: “Seriously?!” Beverly: “Not yet but she could be and we won’t know until we call her. And by we, I mean you.” Geoff: “Oh God, oh God, what’s happening?!” Beverly: “Just get in the damn car!” Geoff: “But my cello!”
Beverly: “There’s no time. Let’s move.” (Samantha)
3. Murray: “You guys think I nap because I’m lazy? No, I nap because I work my (bleep) fingers to the bone so you little (bleep) can have your dumb tennis shoes and your expensive (bleep) cameras.” (Claire and Dahne) Loved how he put kids in their place! As a mom, I cheered. ~Claire




Lethal Weapon -
1. Riggs: “Come on, Jonah. Hasn’t anyone ever told you, you can’t trust a man in white leather pants?”
2. Roger: “When we get there, let me do the talking. You spend enough time with crazy, you pick up a few things.” Riggs: “I don’t think I like what you’re implying, Rog.” Roger: “Hey, if the straight jacket fits, you know…”
3. Scorsese: “I think I’m losing my mind.” Roger: “There’s a lot of that going on around here.”




Legends of Tomorrow -
1. Beebo: “It is I, Beebo, risen from the grave.Yes! Jesus is the one true God! Which doesn’t mean science or evolution isn’t real! Anyway, you need to return to Greenland, which…will soon be melting thanks to global warming, which is also real!” (Jaz)





MacGyver -
1. Mac: “This is one dysfunctional wolf pack.”
2. Riley: “It’s like I get why you’re doing it. I just don’t get why I’m doing it. I mean this guy has not made one sacrifice for me, not one. Then he shows back up in my life swearing he’s changed and next thing you know I’m helping commit baseball fraud. It’s like I’m 10 years old all over again.” Jack: “You helped him commit fraud at 10 years old? Don’t answer that.”
3. Jack: “You were a tough little girl and you’ve become a real bada**, Riley. Honestly, even if the biological doesn’t see it, the Wookie does.”




The Middle -
1. Mike Heck: "You do for family." (Claire)






Runaways -
1. Gert: “Okay, so, just so I understand, we're either gonna be facing off against Gibborim enforcer types, or a corrupt branch of the LAPD, with no weapons and no plan.” (Samantha)




The Walking Dead -
1. Negan: “If things don't get fixed soon a lot of people are gonna die - my people. Not me of course. I'm living no matter what. I'm too good at this sh**, but others...I can't have that.” (DarkUFO)



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."


Monday, November 27, 2017

Quote of the Week: Nov. 12-25





A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. Since there hasn’t been a lot of TV in the last few weeks, here’s our favorite quotes for the month so far. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.




Brooklyn Nine-Nine:
1. Terry: “Terry's got butt for days!” Teri: “Excuse me?” Terry: “I said, ‘Terry's got butt for days!’ " Teri: “Please stop talking about my body.” Terry: “What?” Teri: “I'm Teri. You just said I had ‘butt for days.’ “ Terry: “Oh, I see what just happened. Terry's gonna regret this.” Teri: “Are you threatening me?” Terry: “No! No, no. This is a misunderstanding. My name is also Terry, and I was talking about my butt.” Teri: “So you were complimenting your own body?” Terry: “Well, I'm pretty proud of it.” (Samantha)
2. Terry: “Do y'all have an ATM? Sir, can I get $350 in petty cash? I need to throw an ice cream party for Teri-with-an-I, make sure - there's no hard feelings.” Holt: “Why? She gets it was a misunderstanding. She's a Teri, and you're a Terrance who, even though he's not a child, still goes by a nickname ending in a Y.” Terry: “I mean, don't people call you Ray?” Holt: “How dare you.” Terry: “Sir, I don't want any tension between the squad and the uniformed officers. I'm just thinking about the precinct.” Holt: “You're lying. You're upset because Teri-with-an-I called you arrogant, and you have a pathological need to be liked.” Terry: “What? No, I don't. I just happen to be a great person who's naturally beloved by all despite my personal ambivalence.” Holt: “Well, if that's true, then you won't mind walking across the bullpen without saying hello to anybody.” (Samantha)



The Flash:
1. German!Wells: "Baby Violence solves nothing." (Rants of a fangirl)
2. Cisco: "It's like your junk has been burned into my brain." Harry: "You're welcome." (Rants of a fangirl)




The Good Doctor:
1. Shaun: "I made a mistake. I make a lot of mistakes. You tried to walk. You made a mistake. But mistakes are good. You should make more." (Rants of a fangirl)




Mr. Robot:
1. Edward Alderson: “Somewhere down the road, if Elliot needs some help, and I can't be there for him, just give him a little push too, OK?” (Jimmy)
2. Elliot: “What was Whiterose's real plan? Does she know something I don't? Does everybody know something I don't?” (Jimmy)



NCISLA:
1. Kensi: “That was the hardest thing I ever had to do.” Deeks: “What's that, making the grilled cheese or singlehandedly saving the world from nuclear holocaust?” Kensi: “Making that call to you. And I don't want to lose you now. Or ever. Ugh. How long are we gonna do this for? Or ever.” Deeks: “I mean, you're the one that wanted to stay in, so why don't you tell me?” Kensi: “I don't know.” Deeks: “That's great.” Kensi: “I don't...I don't...I don't know.” Deeks: “I can't go through what Sam went through. I mean, honestly, I don't even know how that guy gets up in the morning. What are we doing? You're everything for me. And, um I hate feeling like this. Because you're my world.” Kensi: “You're mine.” (Samantha)



Outlander:
1. Mr. Willoughby: "A story told is a life lived." (From the inside)
2. Jamie (about Claire's hair): "I like the gray...a piece of silver in moonlight.” Claire: “Oh, how could I not love a man who says such things? If you were to say that in the twentieth century you’d be the king of all men.” (From the inside)
3. Mr. Willoughby: “This...retching. It can eat your stomach, tear your muscles and your testicles, they can get twisted. Most painful. The only cure is removal. But, if you want to wait. That is your choice.” (Prpleight)



Peaky Blinders:
1. Michael: "Without you, he falls apart and, without him, they’ll take us all. You’ve got to get us through this.” (Milo)





Riverdale:
1. Veronica: “You're in a toxic relationship with the Black Hood - and you need to break up.” (Samantha)
2. Betty: “I found out who killed Jason Blossom. I found out who the Sugarman was. You're next, Black Hood. I'm breathing down your neck. Can you feel it? Can you feel me?” (Samantha)



Supergirl:
1. Young Alex: "I never had a sister, promise I'll get better at it." - I'd say mission accomplished, Alex. (Djriter)
2. Young Kara: "I'd rather be human than risk losing you." (Djriter)
3. Alex: "After Kenny, that's when I realized you and I could get through anything, together." (Djriter)
4. Kara: “That possum came from nowhere.” ~it just makes me smile. (Prpleight)




The Walking Dead:
1. Gregory: “Negan, I don't like killing people any more than you do.” Negan: “I like killing people.” (DarkUFO)
2. Negan: “Your friend Rick is an asshole.” Gabriel: “You're an asshole.” (DarkUFO)



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Monday, November 20, 2017

The Shannara Chronicles - 2.09 - Wilderun - Preview





Note: While Wednesday is another double header, this preview is specifically for the penultimate episode since no screener was released for the finale.  Watch both episodes this Wednesday on Spike at 9/8 Central.



And the bodies keep piling up. Perhaps the writers of The Shannara Chronicles have spent too much time watching Game of Thrones because yet another character from season 1 bites the dust halfway through the episode. This season is brutal! If they keep this up, there won’t be anyone left even if they do get a miraculous season 3 pick up. The theme of the night is destiny - fighting it, embracing it, railing at it. Some, like Wil, have finally found acceptance of their calling but for Lyria and Eretria, it’s a much harder road. At least Eretria has learned from season one though. She avoids secrets and openly shares with Wil what is going on with her. It’s a great plan...right until they put her in charge of guarding Lyria, the one the Warlock Lord needs most. Eretria’s struggle to remain true to herself is one of the biggest highlights of the episode. Ivana Baquero does a good job of selling the conflict within her character and the intermix of Eretria the hero and Eretria the possible Warlock Lord's puppet adds intensity to her scenes. The cliffhanger is another plus. Like it or love it, The Shannara Chronicles has mastered the fade to black this season. It’s a good thing this is a double header because everyone’s screwed at the halfway mark.



Other highlights:

1. Allanon - Generally the Fortune Cookie King comes off a bit too cheesy for me, but he’s doing his best Gandalf impression here. From protecting Mareth to encouraging Wil to espousing the virtues of love, Allanon is quite the surprise when he thinks he’s going to die. Even Wil is taken aback by this new side of him. Who is this guy?

2. It’s Full Steam Ahead - While the deaths have been excessive this season, it has trimmed the fat of the story. By eliminating the subplots, all the heavy hitters are in the same place and ready for the battle of their lives. That allows for better character interaction and a streamlined plot, which probably needed to happen a few episodes ago to be frank.

3. Cogline - While he started off with a bad guy vibe, he has turned into an intriguing character. His mixture of science and magic is fun to behold and the reveal about his past was one of the few unexpected events for me.

4. Riga is finally dead!!!! - Yes, this technically happened last episode but I felt a vicarious thrill at how shabbily they treat his corpse. Serves him right for plunking Ander off the dam. Karma!



Lowlights:

1. Lyria - I was all for the runaway princess but she’s turned pretty useless these days. She brats to Cogline and is stuck in a damsel-in-distress role that doesn’t look good on anyone. It’s a waste of the character.

2. Planning / Plotting - Let’s face it. No character on this show is going to win any strategy awards. It’s like they refuse to consider the consequences of their choices and just go with whatever idea is most likely to fail. Worse though is that the audience knows exactly where every aspect of this plot is going from the start. While it is entertaining, there are no major surprises in this episode, which is a shame for the second to last time we will probably be with these characters,

3. Exposition - Everyone gets a monologue or pep talk tonight. While some like Jax’s are rallying, the sheer number of them drags down the momentum.



Episode Awards:

Best Scene - Eretria comes clean to Wil about what’s bothering her
Best Action - Al vs. Al sword fight
Best Speech - Jax’s “Unite or Die” speech
Best Character Interaction - Wil and Allanon
Best Aim - Jax when rescuing…..
Best Accessory - Lyria’s necklace
Best Line - “I’m okay.” “Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not what okay looks like.”
Biggest Awww Moment - Allanon and Wil hug
Biggest Creeper - the Warlock Lord who keeps invading Eretria’s mind
Biggest Surprise - wedding proposal
Biggest Idiot - Bandon, like usual
Biggest Genius - Cogline
Biggest Eye Roll - every time someone rails against their destiny or storms off
Biggest About Face - Allanon playing father
Biggest Laugh - the Star Wars-ish music playing in the background when the Warlock Lord monologues about the darkness



Best Quotes:

“Alliances are for those who are too weak to empower themselves.”
“I asked you how to fight this, not how to accept it.”
“I don’t care who you look like. Nobody messes with my family.”
“In my experience, runaway princesses don’t usually like too many questions.”
“Magic and science, reunited again.”
“Sometimes our fate chooses us instead.”
“You are the strongest person I’ve ever met. You can beat this.”



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Sunday, November 19, 2017

HTGAWM - 4.08 - Live. Live. Live. - Best Scene Poll








About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."




Wednesday, November 8, 2017

The Shannara Chronicles - 2.05/2.06 - Paranor / Crimson - Preview





With the first action-filled double episode, The Shannara Chronicles packs in almost every fantasy trope around. Secret destinies, epic quests, fairytale weddings, shifting alliances, noble and ultimate sacrifices, the battle for good, even time travel are all overstuffed into 2 hours of “You’re gonna do what?” facepalming. And it all climaxes into the best cliffhanger yet...or the worst, depending on your point-of-view. Prepare to yell at your TV for this one. Sometimes it will be in frustration when it feels like all the characters are sharing one brain and they never have it during crucial decision-making moments. Sometimes it will be in excitement as swords fly and the good guys get a win...until they don’t. Almost surely, it will be when the screen abruptly fades to black and the fate of a beloved character hangs in the balance. Next week cannot come soon enough!



The Breakdown:


Ander, Lyria, and Tamlin - As the newest power couple, Ander and Lyria take Tamlin by storm with their demands. It’s fun to see her nonplussed. Of course she recovers quickly to play even more politics but this time, she might be over her head. Her past though is what drives the overall storyline because she has something the Warlock Lord needs.

Eretria - These episodes are rough on Eretria. First, she finally learns about her history, including the meaning of the tattoo and her mother’s secret. However, it’s what that secret implies that really packs a punch. Expect some major changes in Eretria that should make the last 4 episodes quite the ride.

Mareth - She gets some family news that informs her direction in the episode as well, which makes her even more effective at kicking butt. It helps that she’s already an accomplished liar and quick thinking too. However, she also gets stuck in the most eye-rollingly bad subplot. It’s frustrating to watch her awesomeness drain more and more as the night continues.

Wil - Wil’s a man on a mission and nothing, not even common sense, is going to get in his way. (Neither are those pesky time travel dictates that usually demand that the character lie low and not disturb things too much.) Still, he gets to show his leadership and sword fighting skills as well as cheerlead a character that really needs it. Wil has a real future as a motivational speaker because in these episodes he always knows exactly what to say, especially when he’s thanking someone important to him. Non-snarky awwww.

Allanon and Bandon - Bandon is really upping his villain snark these days, which makes him even more fun. Poor Allanon though has it even rougher than Eretria. He hides it by being a complete douche to Flick. Urgh!


Episode Awards:

Character Most in Need of Dying - Riga, who adds nothing to the story anymore
Character Most in Peril by the End of the Episode - too many
Best Scene - Wil vs. Bandon
Best Character Interaction - Allanon and Bandon
Best Backstory - tie - Eretria and Tamlin
Best Quote - “Scarecrow competition? You really need to rethink your seduction techniques.”
Best Reaction - Tamlin to Ander calling her mom
Best Plan - Allanon’s plan to NOT tell Wil the plan
Worst Plan - pick a plan, any plan, even Allanon’s plan
Worst Fashion Statement - changing eyes / blue face
Worst Subplot - Mareth
Most Inexplicable Subplot - Jax’s solo adventure
Most Over-the-Top Subplot - time travel
Most Needed - a better communication system among the good guys
Most Surprising Return - Cogline, who is actually important to the plot
Most Overused Word - trust
Most Disgusting - Jax fights are so graphic
Biggest Hero Moment - Ander
Number of Times I Resorted to Using All Caps in My Notes - 11, possibly a new record


Quotes:
“And lose my soul in the process like you? I think I’ll pass.”
“And what exactly was his usefulness?”
“Bandon isn’t a creature of darkness? Could have fooled me?”
“Clandestine trysts with fanatical elves. You’ve really lowered your standards.”
“Death is too good for you.”
“Don’t put me in the middle of this.”
“I guess you forgot to mention that to the men who just tried to kill me.” “An oversight.”
“You know if I’m being honest, you’re the closest thing I’ve ever had to a father. How tragic is that?”



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Monday, November 6, 2017

Quote of the Week - Week of Oct. 29





A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. Since there hasn’t been a lot of TV in the last few weeks, here’s our favorite quotes for the month so far. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.



AHS: Cult -
1. Ivy: “You'll never do anything to me.” Ally: “I already have.” (DarkUFO)
2. Kai: “Why would I kill us? I'm running for Senate and dead people can't vote. Except in Chicago.” (DarkUFO)
3. Winter: “Who the hell is Jim Jones?” (DarkUFO)



Arrow -
1. Renee: “Did Laurel also make out with this one first? It's legit investigatory question.” (Marko)



The Big Bang Theory -
1. Sheldon: “I just know how much Professor Proton touched me as a child, and I fell I owe it to him to try and touch as many children as possible.” Leonard: “You should put that on your audition tape.” (Prpleight)



The Blacklist -
1. Tom: “Whatever secret you’re hiding from Liz, it will come out. Family secrets always do.”
2. Red: “And while your system won’t hold you to account for whatever you choose to do, your conscience will.”
3. Liz: “And here I thought all old, rich, white men were good at golf.”



The Brave -
1. Noah: “I hope you brought your capes because this is superhero stuff.”
2. Patricia: “Make contact, don’t get killed, and try to keep McGuire’s pants on.”
3. Spy: “It’s easy to stand on principle until it’s the people we love who will suffer from it.”



Bull -
1. Ally: “Well I don’t think we changed any minds down there, not even with the encore from An Officer and a Gentleman.” Bull: “Actually you changed mine. I think we should go to trial and I think we should squeeze those b** because of what they did to you. Squeeze them for everything they’ve got.”
2. Bull: “Okay, here’s something you don’t know. Those 16 times I came by your house that summer to say goodbye, what I really wanted to do was get you to run away with me, make a baby with me, live over a store with me in some town where nobody knew us. I was completely prepared to get a job at a gas station or pizza parlor. Whatever it took but college was this thing I was supposed to do. You were this thing I had to do. Every Bruce Springsteen song I ever heard told me that was true. I just couldn’t get the words to come out of my mouth.”
3. Bull: “Ladies, gentlemen, don’t get up. I wouldn’t for you.”



Fresh Off the Boat -
1. Eddie: “When Evan asked me to be his will person, I didn’t know I was just a placeholder.
It was just cool thinking I could be the big brother for once.” Emery: “You’re a great big brother. You replaced that tie without even telling me.” Eddie: “When you’re having a bad year, sometimes you just need good stuff to happen. Trust me. I know.” Emory: “This bad luck year sucks.” Eddie: “You want to know a secret? This year of the bad luck thing, it’s just puberty and it gets worse and lasts way longer than a year. At least we’re in it together.”



The Good Place -
1. Michael: “I designed this entire torture chamber around the absolute certainty that when the going got tough you would give up. That was the signature Shellstrop move. Do you remember once when your change oil light came on? You just abandoned your car in a parking garage.” Eleanor: “Of course.” Michael: “But here, faced with the toughest challenges I could throw at you, you never once stopped trying to become a better person and I just…why?” Eleanor: “I don’t know. I mean whenever I would do something crappy on Earth there would be A tiny voice in the back of my head that would say “Eleanor, don’t grab that handful of olives from the salad bar. You didn’t pay for that.” or “Eleanor, don’t spit those olive pits on the floor of the grocery store. That’s not cool.” “Eleanor, that old man just slipped on your olive pits and he fell down. Don’t use the fact that everyone is distracted to go back and still more.“ Michael: “I get it.” Eleanor: “This ethics stuff is hard…and it’s confusing and it is such a buzzkill. But, it does get rid of the little voice because at least I’m trying to do the right thing instead of the crappy thing. I gotta say man, I don’t miss the little voice..”



Grey’s Anatomy -
1. Richard: “I once took a pencil out of a man's penis. He said he wanted to sign with it.” (Marko)
2. Arizona: “Do you have a gun in your vagina?” (Marko)
3. New Intern Taryn: :They are so pretty I wonder what is going to happen.” (Marko)



HTGAWM -
1. Isaac: “So it was an accident. You didn’t kill anyone.” Annalise: “No, stop. I’m opening up like you want me to and you keep steering me some place to get me to feel something that you think I should be feeling. Let me feel guilty.” Isaac: “I’m sorry. I don’t mean to make you feel…” Annalise: “Well you do. So does everyone, the whole world...always makes me feel I’m not right the way I am. Sam wanting me to be the mother. My clients wanting me to be the hero. I can’t be all those things. I can’t be strong all the time. Now say something.”
2. Annalise: “Claudia, you’re a mother. I don’t want to expose you to more risk.” Claudia: “That’s what being a mother’s about. You think I was selling for fun. You’ve given me hope, something I ain’t had in a long time. So get out of here. You’ve got work to do.”
3. Asher: “Point being, I’m here if you need any extra help or just like a shoulder to cry on. I mean I know I can never be Wes but, uh...I can try.”



Kevin (Probably) Saves the World -
1. Angel: “How does anyone get anything done with all this stuff running through you.” Kevin: “Well most of life is spent in between so you just remember that when you’re down, that’s temporary and when you’re up, that’s also temporary…”
2. Emily: “You’re more than just a tiny light. You’re a medium-sized light at least.” Kevin: “Now you’ve gone too far.”
3. Kevin: “Okay, I know that you...you’re new to feelings and everything, but...but this is clearly your emotions talking.” Angel: “I want them to shut up.” Kevin: “Well you could try to do what I do and stuff it all down to a dark, terrible place and deal with it in therapy later…”



Me, Myself, & I -
1. Old Darryl: “Well if you really want to move on, I know a great dating site, and I may have already started a profile for you. All you have to do is answer a few questions. Your interests, ideal date…” Old Alex: “How about I just say I’m a billionaire.” Old Darryl: “That’ll work.”
2. Mid Alex: “The Crunch Controller Pro. God, I thought anything was possible back then.” Ron: “Well, what’s changed.”
3. Old Alex: “I’m playing the long game here.” Old Daryl: “It’s been 50 years. You’re playing the crazy game here.”



NCIS:LA -
1. Mosley: “Are we on the same page?” Callen: “Honestly, I don’t know if we’re even reading the same book.”
2. Sam: “I’ve been reading the Wall Street Journal since I was 12. I know my way around discounted cash flow statements like I do my own house.” Callen: “You know you live on a boat now, right?”
3. Deeks: “I mean first you don’t think he’s helping you and then you think that maybe he’s trying to get you killed, but then you realize he’s just causing you to go prematurely grey, causing some late night stress eating. But he has legit inroads to an unbelievable amount of bad guys because, say what you will about him, he is a charming b** and a people person.”



Scorpion -
1. Sly: “Why should I move forward? Why can’t Paige move forward?” Paige: “I’m right behind you, you big baby.”
2. Toby: “Now what did you learn?” Sly: “Happy’s mean.” Toby: “Can’t argue with that.”
3. Paige: “Ralph, no one wants to die by pumpkin.”



The Shannara Chronicles -
1. Tamlin: “The kingdom of Leah will not abide terrorism within its walls.” Ander: “That’s propaganda, not a promise.” Tamlin: “You have my word.” Ander: “I guess time will tell what that’s worth.”
2. Tamlin: “So now he’s confiding in you. That’s a change for the better.” Lyria: “Oh on the contrary, I’m done being your pawn. If I marry him, it’s gonna be on my terms. When I’m on the throne in Arborlon, you won’t be able to count on my support.”
3. Ander: “Is this really what you wanted? Become a martyr for a hateful cause? You’re my oldest friend. After all we’ve been through, why did you betray me?” Edain: “I tried to reach you, but you wouldn’t listen, wouldn’t hear the pleas of your own people. The Crimson became their voice.” Ander: “Catania was one of those people you defend so valiantly. You think twice before murdering her?”



Supergirl -
1. Alex: “I want all the experiences that Mom had with us, you know? I want to take my kid camping and I want to show her the constellations. I want to teach her how to read, and how to throw a punch and how to make cheesy valentines. And I want to hold her when she has a bad dream, and I want to tell her the world is a better place because she’s in it. I want all of it. I want to be a Mom. What am I going to do?” (Djriter and Zandarl)



Supernatural -
1. Camille/Mia: “Dean? Do you journal?” Dean Winchester: “Ever since I was a little girl.” (Kayell)



The Walking Dead -
1. Jerry: “Protect the king!” Ezekial: “Protect yourselves!” (DarkUFO)
2. Morgan: “I don't die.” (DarkUFO)




Wisdom of the Crowd -
1. Tanner: “You should smile more Mike. It’s good for the digestion.”
2. Tanner: “This is my fault. Sophe put a target on his back.” Cavanaugh: “No, when you walk into prison, you have a target on your back.”
3. Nell: “But remember, if I have a controlling stake in Sophe, I have say over Jeffery uses it and what he can post. Or is it not about that either?”



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosts The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."